Bute? Yes. Carrots? No Way!

FEI President HRH Princess Haya is adding carrots to the banned substances list meaning anyone caught consuming The Carrot will be fired and/or blacklisted and subject to an automatic two-year banishment from the FEI Nation. When questioned as to what is the harm in consuming a highly nutritious and entertaining vegetable rather than an NSAID, HRH declined to comment.

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