"While Ms. Mahoney and her family were amused by the sudden appearance of the new horse, [their real horse] McBeal became positively enamoured with the fibreglass creature, nuzzling and necking it until it fell over.No word on how the real horse dealt with the tragic and gory loss of its fake companion.
'Then I came out two days later and he had been moved to a different section of the paddock, and someone had put a fly-veil over his head.'
She matched the antics by throwing a red rug over it, leaving it where it stood.
Two days later the horse was replaced with a 4m crocodile. 'The croc had the horse rug stuffed down its throat and was meant to look like it had eaten the horse,' she said.
Ms. Mahoney had been concerned the fake horse had belonged to someone and had reported its location to Hastings police."
You can't make this stuff up.
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