18 March 2010

The Carrot Reads From History's Great Manifestos

The Carrot believes it is important to read, even if you're a vegetable. Recently, we dabbled in Marx and Engels' The Communist Manifesto:
"Democracy is the road to socialism."
"Hitherto, every form of society has been based...on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes."
And now we turn to something that is clearly in the same league, HRH Princess Haya's FEI Presidential Manifesto:
"I see my role as President being as follows:
I see myself as a Facilitator. In other words, I do not wish to interfere with the day to day management of the Secretariat or the workings of the Bureau, but to guide and advise where necessary."
Really?

You can't make this stuff up.

This is sure to be a fun Carrot feature during the upcoming campaign season! Because sometimes, you just can't improve upon reality.

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